val 🌿🛸🪩
she/they. queer. geriatric millennial. audhd. MS, hEDS, POTS & other fun adventures in chronic illness. stoner. gamer. buffy the vampire slayer enthusiast. friend of dorothea. new romantics. one direction forever 💙💚
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- side by side is possibly the loudest louis has ever been?????? AND this is all surfacing today on 27-1 aka 28????? sure sure sure okay okay yeah cool yeah it's happening!!!!!
- that one tiktok going around about everyone's january period being late... no tell me why mines 4 days late now and i've had terrible pmdd symptoms for more than a week so whatever planet or conjunction is responsible for this... RELEASE ME from this hell!!
- how did i get here sounds like a psychedelic summer hug i am so in love with this project already
- i can't even come up with anything to add to this i'm too emotionally compromised
- watching hudson on evan ross katz which is a great conversation by the way but my brain stopped functioning immediately when spike btvs got brought up for like half a second
- harry you can't just casually go around using square peg round hole imagery in this post heated rivalry economy
- oh the algorithm decided it was time for me to have my probably twice yearly cry to riptide live lounge today ok ok ok yeah that's fine let's go
- riding the waves of endless tears that i have now cried over these dumb hockey boys right into the new year 🫡
- binged all of heated rivalry this evening, guys why did i only hear about y'all being horny nobody prepared me for how i'd also be sobbing through 98% of this!!!!!!
- specifically and pointedly using the phrase CONGRATULATIONS TO ME! just a little after stephen said the "congratulations is for boys" thing is so fucking funny
- don't want to speak to another human again. need the dog distribution system to come through for me ASAP.
- barely slept and i'm extra exhausted because my coffee machine's broken but i truly sense an extra glittery sparkle in the air today, it's like dan and phil thrust a wave of healing gay rainbow energy into the collective with their video yesterday and it's about to start rippling out...
- so as it turns out having this album on repeat throughout an 11 hour long travel day is all i needed to love it
- mmhmm starting to feel sick two days before i fly home, this better not turn into anything
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- Reposted by val 🌿🛸🪩This album is pure satire. Camp to the max. She is giving the fans (represented by the HAIM sisters) exactly what they want—the talk about the ring, the talk about the title (of wife), the dick… I think she’s making a mockery of her image— “You knew what you wanted, and boy you got her”
- ok immediate first reaction to the whole album. i intentially didn't focus much on lyrics for now, just wanted to take it all in, and i had a thoroughly good time vibing to this, even if parts of it felt very robin sparkles to me... which probably is exactly the point she's trying to make!!
- so a song about my dead high school crush being on this album was NOT on my bingo card... uhhh that just hit me like a thousand trillion bricks i need a break before i listen to the rest
- so that obviously didn't happen LOL then when i did get up i didn't have time to listen but i am now!!!! 3 songs in and so far this sounds like a tegan and sara album?????? i'm so much more than okay with that!
- can't believe i'm setting an alarm for 7 am while i'm ON HOLIDAY because that's when the album drops for me..... also can't believe i'm somehow gonna have to try and get any kind of sleep between now and then
- how am i supposed to process this i thought we were only getting a song and that would've already been more than i ever expected but A WHOLE ASS SERIES????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i'm on the floor and i will not be getting up anytime soon thanks
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[This post could not be retrieved] - thinking about how the word exit literally translates to he/she/it goes (or comes) out. INTERESTING.
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- idk what's in the air today but it's meltdown after meltdown over here. or maybe my luteal phase is just extra spicy this month... either way, i'd really like to not exist for a couple days please and thanks.
- leaving to go stay with my parents for a couple weeks tomorrow and it is so wild to me that on the flight there i won't be listening to new taylor or louis music but ON THE WAY BACK I WILL BE 🤯
- also it is only just now dawning on me that this means that i won't be stoned when i listen to the life of a showgirl for the first time and that's really tragic to me ngl
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- buying a lil pink rebounder trampoline was the best thing i've ever done for my autism AND for my chronic pain & overal body fitness and for my mental health and for my overall joy in life 10000/10 would recommend!!!!!
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- having bad memory and being a gaylor is so annoying like i'm holding SO MANY STRINGS and i'm so sure they all lead somewhere!! if only i could remember WHERE... and then half of them i'm like wait i don't even remember why i'm holding these in the first place
- oh it is clown o'clock i see ❤️🔥
- omg i'd be on here so much more if we had drafts. i need to carefully compose these things (i dont even know what we call them here or anywhere if not tweets??) & look at them 3-9 times before eventually (or never) hitting post but i guessssss i'll try being in the moment
- i miss yapping on the internet but no place feels like HOME anymore :(
- apple: we are totally reinventing ios from the ground up apple: it's exactly the same actually but now MADE OF GLASS
- there's a version of me that only lives in my notes app and she's so cool and funny and smart and mysterious so it's a shame not a single soul in the outside world will ever get to meet that version ever but here's my persona that i created just for you!! ✨
- i need everybody to know they my phone wanted to autocorrect this to vaaaag 🫡
- hot to go in the fortnite on switch 2 launch trailer?? get that baaaag chappell!!!!
- let's be real this is the ugliest thing i've ever seen and honestly not even just because angel is on it 😭
- why do I feel like such a fraud for using the disability queue at the airport when it's literallyyyy made for people like me!! fun times
- can't actually listen to rep in celebration because i have the headache of all headaches and if i hear any noise i'll wither away, but know that i AM listening to rep on repeat in spirit!!
- if life is a game then WHERE is the pause button. i need a break from being in my brain so bad.
- sunshine on my skin and birds singing and suddenly nothing has ever been wrong actually
- oh ok the 'tism is hitting extra hard today i guess
- youtube auto play sliding right into guilty as sin after playing the giver. nice.
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- SO sad to hear about michelle trachtenberg. dawnie summers my girl forever and ever :(
- it's wild that for the past however many years whenever smg posted a workout video i'd be like. haha buffy training! and now it's actually buffy training. brain still can't compute.
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- so for my own mental wellbeinh i have decided that the buffy revival does not in fact exist until my brain has space for it to exist :) (i'm sure this is gonna start working any minute now)
- buffy nation how are we feeling!!!!!!!!! no actually please tell me because i am blacking out from feeling every single emotion ever felt under the sun all at once and idk how to process anything?????????????????
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