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- So everyone on bsky going to have a collective 39th birthday party to save some money and make scheduling easier?
- Let's plan on July 2nd - exact middle of the year so the collective avg of all our birthdays
- "If nothing is guaranteed, why crush myself against the uncertainty that rips out my heart, game after cancelled game, gut wrench after corporate gut wrench? Why not pursue an uncertainty which gladdens me, and, by the way, is unobstructed by the confident mistakes of creeps, ghouls, and trolls?”
- Reposted by ibuprofen enthusiastI just saw this instagram post from the incredibly talented and breathtakingly hilarious Kate Welch, who was laid off around a year ago, and I wanted to share it here. It’s an important message, and you deserve to read it: (thread)
- 'Blonde mustache' is a cursed phrases. 'Men with bangs' conjures a similar damaging image, but the combination of words isn't as discomforting
- Reposted by ibuprofen enthusiastA first step, sure. But there’s usually only 150 in the entire state. This drawdown means there will still be around 2,300 (15x the normal amount) unaccountable federal agents roaming our streets.
- The hidden number in my life I desperately want to know is how many ziplock bags I've washed and re-used
- There are probably countless things that are economically more worth my time, and we have silicone resealable bags we use too, but I abhor the ideal of a disposal single use plastic that is actually reuseable
- Reposted by ibuprofen enthusiastRFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype
- Jonathon Ross was holding his phone in one hand, recording as he murdered Renee Good, with many others capturing the events at the same time. Body cameras can be turned off at any time to preserve privacy. The only thing this accomplishes is wasting money
- Reddit makes it way to hard to block assholes and there are way too many assholes on reddit. Bsky's interaction design is far from perfect, but with functions like nuclear block, bluesky is a MUCH better design and why I interact with people here more.
- Reposted by ibuprofen enthusiastif the groundhog pops its head out and doesn't get tear-gassed, the United States gets six more weeks of democracy
- This really pissed me off today because either a) they knew of the restrictions on use of Park board space and chose to ignore it or b) superiors arent training them (and they're too stupid not follow). Either way, their reaction is to shit all over everything
- Any LEO agency showing up at powderhorn park (maybe except park police..) should be considered incitement of violence. Nobody wants you there and will make it abundantly clear - if you don't know that, that's on you
- Reposted by ibuprofen enthusiastA note from our editors:
- Reposted by ibuprofen enthusiastBREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
- Reposted by ibuprofen enthusiastI do not regret to inform you we are going to win.
- Reposted by ibuprofen enthusiastHave a lot of thoughts about this that I can’t share here, but I think a big part of ICE’s shittiness is a combination of laziness, incompetence, and misaligned incentives. This is a law enforcement organization whose culture is the Always Be Closing scene from Glengarry Glen Ross.
- Greatest self own ever? Surely, this is a great time to announce your alignment with the moneyed powerful class to the whole world.
- Calvin in the house
- Reposted by ibuprofen enthusiastIt's believed to be the first time a local police department in Minnesota intervened in a federal law enforcement action since the surge in immigration enforcement began two months ago. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
