heckin paigerino
low-tier bleeding heart transsexual dog
🔞22yo
- Reposted by heckin paigerinoThis world has taught me that it's objectively correct to be a cringe mentally-ill overbearing bleeding-heart esoteric tree-hugging colour-vomit hyperqueer gender-thing because the visceral reaction it invokes in people is a litmus test for people's capacity to be judgemental/cruel over nothing.
- Reposted by heckin paigerino
- driving a jeep wrangler with 4wd and all terrain tires in the snow at work and this is like crack; I cannot be trusted with these things god knew I'd be too powerful if I had this on the open road so he gave me an old rwd car with dinky little all seasons to keep me humble
- maybe aliens have feathers?
- my coworker: "every time you come over the radio you sound like you're about to cry" yeah it's because I am lol
- high off my nuts and got within a second of my best time in the srt tomahawk around the nurburgring :)
- I'm faster than you and I keep forgetting I have socks on my feet
- I need more excuses to go to canada; it's so nice
- didn't get searched on the way into canada for the first time award!!
- for those who weren't keeping score, first time I visited canada I unknowingly brought weed and they found it and I got arrested and they've searched me every time since except today!!!
- getting the bottom surgery that doesn't remove my penis, but just makes it smaller
- I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work! on a saturday! all the way to work!!
- I think I'm a bad person!
- can I post my butt here too
- my sense of self worth has totally cratered over the last few months
- one of my favorite fun facts is that the K6A engine in the suzuki cappuccino also appears in the artic cat t660 snowmobile, where it makes almost twice as much horsepower
- I'm 22 now but my boobs are still too small
