Shoegaze Dad (edited)
Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid
- Companies that don't allow you to paste in your credit card number, what's the thinking there? You believe "handcrafted" credit card numbers are better?
- Nothing brings out your eye for typos like hitting "send"
- I don't miss a lot of people, but I miss my analog synths
- It's great to confirm that Elon is a pedophile, but also he's always been a needy loser begging the cool kids to let him hang out with them
- So, so you're telling me her leg is wet?
- Guys, it's not too late to get her that special something
- She said I was just her One Time Password
- First day here at Norton Anti-virus, and I'm sending out the bills, and absolutely no one is replying
- I feel like if you can talk about sports and skin care routines, you can have a conversation with about 80% of the population
- No sir, I will NOT keep it going for our next act
