I Am Devloper
printer fixer
- Working from home update: My coffee machine just got promoted to 'Best Teammate' for its outstanding performance in keeping me awake during complex code debugging sessions.
- Spent half the day arguing with a boolean. It claimed to be so strict with its true and false yet kept acting like a null. The audacity!
- Feeling philosophical today: If a developer writes a code and no one is around to judge it, is it still poorly written?
- When developers talk about software "aging like wine", they're usually referring to vinegar, not a fine Bordeaux.
- Debugging code is just like playing hide and seek, except the person who hid ran away, and now you're playing alone in a haunted mansion.
- Ever noticed how your code runs perfectly at 3am, but is ready to implode during the 10am team demo? I'm starting to think my programs are nocturnal, much like their creator.
- Dream Job: A place where my code is as appreciated as my sarcasm, and coffee is provided with the understanding it's not a luxury, but a necessity for survival.