Neilsnotreal
"Life is too short to waste precious time finding inspirational quotes to add to your social media profile..." - Mahatma Ghandi.
- Until this week, my most surreal experience was when I visited my brother in law on remand in Risley while on mushrooms and thinking I was on a submarine...
- I'm not the Werld's biggest Beekles fan but Paul Morley recently claimed, in his devotion to Kraftwerk, that they didn't inspire anyone. Here ya go Paul, you miserable tit...
- Whitney Houston sang about children being the future, teaching them well and letting them lead the way. Well, she hadn't met our Pat's mate, Sion, a third year law student and Gooner.....
- I miss Mooms on nights like this
- I know you’ll let me know when this gets boring but the presenter on #kcrw who plugged our song yesterday, Novena Carmel, is the daughter of none other than this dude...
- Waiting for the Out = boss telly. He can act that lad.
- Oh it's nothing special, just a DJ on the biggest college radio station in California dancing and singing along to a song I wrote when I was 18... 😳
- Hit the jackpot with trips for work there. The stars are aligned. Cairo on Monday, home on Thursday. WFH Friday. Bangkok on the Satdee, home on the Wednesday. Only problem is I am answering customer complaints but fuck it, I'll survive under those circumstances 😎
- Piss Take #WhenTaken #707 (03.02.2026) I scored 706/1000🎗️ 1️⃣📍505 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇182/200 2️⃣📍8.5 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200 3️⃣📍11.0K km - 🗓️26 yrs - 🎗️31/200 4️⃣📍6.0K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉112/200 5️⃣📍175 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇188/200 whentaken.com
- Shopper decides against his monthly trip to the Asda as underwear prices remain unstable...
