Ford, The Punslinger
dreams in waking life / / machine yearning / / radiocomputers / / weed // parasitic japeworm // retrostuff
Pronouns: He/Him
- Nothing says Midwest townie bar like getting Bs deep in ye olde Bonus Hole at the local Trap n Skeet
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerThey just tried to break into a restaurant in Minneapolis that was only letting people in with reservations. No warrant, no pc. My husband is a lawyer and after calling an AUSA he knows, was finally able to get rid of them. He was commenting how dumb they are
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerBy the way, for those of you not in MN: Homan’s strategy was to withdraw some agents, so it felt like we were in the denouement of the crisis, and then escalate hard against observers. They’re being incredibly aggressive with observers now. National media may not want to check out just yet
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerVirginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingerfine. i will host the muppet show
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- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerOver the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslinger“Military-grade intelligence tactics” and it’s just an Excel spreadsheet.
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingershe bit on my coin til i crashed
- broke: Shoots and Ladders woke: Flops and Bangers
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingera watched skeet never bangs
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerHappening now in Silicon Valley: marchers have surrounded the Palantir building and are holding a prayer vigil for victims of ICE, while video of ICE and Palantir crimes is projected on the building. #AbolishICE #ICEOut #Palantir #PaloAlto
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerDrew Concealed Carey
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- Can’t believe they didn’t go with Check Mate
- And when I say “save this country” I mean “get me off”, fyi
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslinger*lips to mic* Do You Like Bluebirds? 🧵
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingeri'm all set actually
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerThat‘s the spirit.
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerJEAN VICQUEMARE - He can't be a cop, Harry. He's twelve. And he says 'f****t' every four seconds.
- Attempting to ”flood the zone with shit” won’t save you from the Epstein files, Sloppy Steve.
- i think people should consider the extent to which bannon, a known bullshit artist, knows that you will see this and panic. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerTime for everyone to call their governor's office and ask why they aren't in Bolts for Being Cool Too
- Concept: whack-a-mole but it’s pronounced like guacamole
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerI’ve watched this about 20 times already
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingerit’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingerworth noting money absolutely can buy good will, and it doesn’t take very much. And Yet
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerThis took several years and I'm so happy it is finally out. We just released an open-source dataset of nearly 2M African speech records for speech recognition and vocalization (27 languages). Blog: blog.google/intl/en-afri... Paper: arxiv.org/abs/2602.02734 Dataset: huggingface.co/datasets/goo...
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingerdid you just say "have at ye" to my dog bro wtf
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslinger¯\_(ツ)_/¯ashington Post
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerGreat read. An ICE attorney working for DOJ temporarily explains that ICE has no clue how all of this "federal court" stuff works and makes clear that both ICE and DOJ were totally unprepared for the flood of habeases that were the inevitable result of the Minneapolis raids.
- If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can: drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerPpl fawned over Picasso 4 being great & inflated his ego but a kid that never arts can have a hand on par w him & when you gas em up they’re like “but art is boring” & that’s so legendary to me
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerIn no functioning country is this allowed.
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerThis isn’t some anonymous tip. This is sworn testimony, under penalty of perjury, from someone who said Trump threatened to kill her if she exposed Epstein’s sexual abuse.
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingerso sorry, your honor, I thought we were riffing
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerIf Starbucks won’t respect workers at the bargaining table, they don’t deserve our clicks or orders. Our call to action is simple: 📱 Delete the Starbucks app. #DeleteTheApp bit.ly/deletetheapp
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingershort (30m?) Q&A. ask me things about my game and working on it. it's a roguelike JRPG for iOS & macOS. i am the solo developer. no release date or preview scheduled.
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingersolo game development dot txt
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerMartinez ends her testimony with this: "If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
- A work of blart, truly
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerNO!!!
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerDefinitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerYes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom. An absolute enemy of humanity.
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerIf you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerKIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.
- She drag on my rush until I whiplash
- Space sure is good at taking the piss
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerNo writer is a failure until they are dead. Full stop. A career in writing is built over decades. It's built like a house, brick by brick, book by book. Not published yet? Emphasis on YET. Book not selling? It's not selling YET. You're only done when you quit. And I don't think you're ready to quit
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingerstarting to do research on a subject you know nothing about is like me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?" source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about" me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslinger"The previous administration had an AI chatbot that was functionally unusable."
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerDem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerEvery day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
- You positively love to see it.
- ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerJelly Roll makes music for nurses married to cops
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerJohn Q*bert Mellencamp
- More like Whowitdaba??
- Midwest? More like MidBEST.
- Sources close to him say he reminded everyone that “it’s my birthday today, did you know that?”
- Elon Musk Angrily Responds to Accusations He Was Palling Around With Epstein: ‘I Knew That I Would Be Smeared Relentlessly’ www.mediaite.com/politics/elo...
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingeri thought of it outta the blue a while back. where are my mix CDs, i know damn well i made a "mad at somebody" disk with that on it
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerA reminder that the Kennedy Center is the literal and legal and congressional designated presidential memorial to JFK. This would be like Trump tearing down the Lincoln Memorial to build something “better.”
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerAnne Frank died of typhus.
- We don’t want to talk about it, I get it, but 96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY still slaps and has an all timer guitar riff.
- Aerosmith - I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing
- Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingerdo not go piggly into that good wiggly
- Reposted by Ford, The PunslingerOh yeah for sure man
- If you leave your iPhone text tones on while sitting and waiting on the tarmac for delays, straight to jail.
- Reposted by Ford, The Punslingerrelevant to many of yalls interests.
