Ben
South London - LGBTQ+, hairy, housewives, and gin enthusiast; ♌ cat dad, ADHD, NHS worker, 🚢 lover and sometimes NSFW.
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- Good evening from St. Maarten 🍹 fab island and the rum has hit the spot!
- Good morning from St Marteen 🚢☀️🏝️ this cruising malarkey is exhausting, hence the heavy eye bags , but still I rise! 🤣💤🥱🙌
- Good morning and happy Wednesday to you! It's a sea day for me today ☀️ 🚢
- Good morning and happy Monday, greetings from Martinique 🏝️ 🚢
- Happy Saturday and cheers! Pre holiday drinks, as you're allowed to drink before 9am when you're on holiday 🫢🥂
- And it's goodnight from me! Alexa set my alarm for 5am! 🥱💤✈️
- Getting that pre-holiday prep done, eyebrows and pedicure featuring a bonus foot pic for the foot lovers! 👣
- My team is making a big thing about my upcoming leave, it's been a while since I took two weeks off 🥳🙌😂
- Happy Wednesday, all! Two more days work wise to go before my leave! 🌞 🏖️ 🚢 Whoop whoop
- Happy Sunday, Bluesky coffee in bed before I have to pack and hit the road 🛣️ My Devon weekend is over, yes, there was wind, and rain, and cream tea! Hopefully traffic back won't be too bad.. 🙏
- Nans Birthday meal ready! Let's go eat 🥩 🍷
- Good morning, beautiful people of Bluesky! A happy Friday to you all. And to some like myself, a happy payday! We made it through January! Whoop whoop 😊 🤑 🛍️
- Noooooooooooooo #thetraitors

- Oh Roxy #Thetraitors

- Chilled morning vibes before the long drive later this afternoon. Happy #fursday ☺️
- Happy Wednesday, beautiful people! Back in short sleeves today, as a site I am visiting later is ridiculously 🥵... but it's my Friday, so I can't complain! Whoop whoop 🙌
- Here we go, here we go again! Hoping my day is less stressful than the Beckham's PR team! 😂
- Henry staring me out to make sure I feed him before I head out! 😺
- Henry staring me out to make sure I feed him before I head out! 😺
- It's the time again! 🛁
- A Matron trying to persuade me to take on one of their administrators, whose contract is coming to an end... Love the way she's selling him to me. She knows me so well. 🤣
- My first WFH day of this year. I certainly drink more coffee and procrastinate more and check the fridge when walking past 🤣☕
- I joined the gym on Monday & had my first PT session this morning. Today, I learned the hard way about the importance of breakfast before a workout 😱😮💨 Anyway, some carbs consumed after the session, & it got me back home without passing out! Yay, and greetings from Henry! #gymvirgin Happy Saturday!
- Surely Rachel won't want Fiona gone.... If she's up there, then confirms she's a traitor, everyone will surely look at Rachel?! #TheTraitors
- First roast of 2026 completed! And it was yummy! 🐑🍷
- It's a chilly on the willy morning here! But happy Sunday ❄️ 🥶 ☕ 🛏️
- Cheers 🥂 🛁
- Happy last work day of 2025! Whoop whoop 🥂
- Good morning, beautiful people 😚 my last lay in as back to it tomorrow!
- Chilled bath vibes, all this eating and drinking malarkey is exhausting! 😆
- Of course we haven't eaten enough these last couple of days enough, so Miller and Carter with the fam it is! 🥩 🍷 🥬
- Happy Christmas Eve all! That lie in was welcomed! Now it's time to get up for some Brunch and then the Barbers and maybe a few more drinks.... ☕ 🥂 💈 🥞
- Out of office on! Happy Xmas Eve Eve! 🎄 🥂
- Happy Monday! It's a work day for me! Which means another Christmas shirt to keep spreading the joy! 🎄 🎁