ghost of john gode
manager at ska walgreens
- don't look back in anger, every drunk idiot's favorite thing to yell-sing
- @raaleh.bsky.social man how do you ski in Switzerland and not obliterate one of the hundreds of Jerries slopping around in one-pieces on 130cm race cut skis? I thought people were supposed to be good at this here
- this kind of thinking makes you stupid in the long run
- so I have a theory about this, which is that a lot of these bozos imagine ancient Greece and Rome looking like that because the surviving statues are made out of white marble
- yeah that's fair I guess the Bucs weren't using them
- very good, thank you mr bovino, looks like everything's almost in order. now for this final part we're just gonna weigh your soul against this feather - yep, regular feather, no tricks or surprises - surely your soul is lighter, yes? lighter than the soul measuring feather?
- ha ha yeah it *is* a formality more than anything but it's in the rules so what are you gonna do, ya know? anyway go ahead and step right onto this trap door
- this feels like something out of the Alan Ventano mythos
- of all the guys to be throwing around "creepy loser" accusations
- "I feel like someone's gotta say something" buddy lol no no one "gotta say something"
- this is the bare minimum
