Alex Simmons 🪼
Comedian | Writer
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As seen on The Late Show | Amazon | NY1 | Roku | WBAI Radio
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• Theater Kid
• Trekkie🖖🏼
• Ƒauxtographer
• Occasional Agitator
• dreamer in the City that Never Sleeps
• Jew
• Playwright
allmylinks.com/alex-r-simmons
He/him
- Good morning, day two of grand jury duty. Please send me your finest curation of lawyer and legal memes.
- Data going buck-wild in Insurrection was a great way to kick off a Star Trek movie. But I’m sure Picard would have figured out what was going on Son’a or later.
- Finally beat Tears of the Kingdom, first try, no fairies. The first stage of Ganon was like a warmup, the second phase was a cool hoard mode, third phase was kinda hard. The last phase of the boss felt like a victory lap more than a boss fight. Glad I finished, not sure if I’d play again.
- Sometimes i wanna do a waiter shift at a busy restaurant for old times sake to prove i still got it.
- Ok I didn’t realize this thing becomes a whole-ass island when you trigger the first end game event. I got almost all the shrines, and two battery meters, time to end this thing I guess.
- You don't have to become a purple-haired septum-pierced chronically-online asshole to arrive at the stance that ICE's current use by this administration is bad, that this president and his cronies in his government are unprecedently corrupt, and groceries are not, in fact, getting any cheaper.
- “A dark foray into the clash of data code and honor code — where morality is malware and trust isn’t always two-step verified.” My latest for Stage and Cinema.
