It is with a very heavy heart that I have to report that my beloved Abbey has passed away suddenly. I found her collapsed next to her food. Best I can tell, she had a heart attack while she was eating her favorite snack. She was my furry shadow and fluffy little princess and I miss her so much 💔
The first time meeting Abbey at the shelter, she arrived a half hour before we got there
Dec 16, 2025 23:11When I was flying back from a conference at NIST in 2016, I was missing Abbey terribly, and had Queen stuck in my head, so I spent the entire flight writing a parody to Bicycle Race, completely about Abbey. It took me 2 1/2 hours to write as I flew from BWI to BOS.
I present to you: "Abigail"
🎶A-bi-gail,
A-bi-gail,
I want to see my A-bi-gail,
I want to pet my Abbey,
I want to see my A-bi-gail,
I want to pet my-,
You say "cat"
I pet that,
You say mouse,
She pounce that,
You say meow,
I say "hey man, that cat was always my cat"
And she loves her belly rubs,
You say "rolls"
She does flop,
You say "rubs"
She meows "STOP!"
"I meow meow meow meow"
"Meow meow meow"
"Meow meow feedme"
But all I wanna pet is...
A-bi-gail!
A-bi-gail!
A-bi-gail!
I want to pet my A-bi-gail
I want to pet my Abbey,
I want to pet my A-bi-gail,
I want to pet my-
...
(Abigail's running all over the room)
So forget about petting, oh yeah,
(Abbey's running without a clue),
So get out of the way, oh yeah...
On your mark,
Get set,
MEOW!
🎶dodoDOOOO🎶
🎶meowdodoDOOOO🎶
abbeythecat...
Abbeythecat...🎶