Roy Graham
fiction writer and story lead @ wizards of the coast / he/him / repped by Arley Sorg / opinions are my own and do not represent my employer
roy-graham.com
- texting the group chat: Hey y'all wanna burrow later the boys: brother let's D I G
- Reposted by Roy Grahamthis is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
- @rkduncan.bsky.social I really dug your hoplite story in beneath ceaseless skies! Must have been a blast (and also a real challenge) to ape the style and tone of those classic greek translations
- @themountaingoats.bsky.social are you digging lorwyn limited
- Day five of having my street unplowed and the other crewman onboard are starting to look pretty tasty
- every morning my darling cat says “hello father may I have breakfast” and if I don’t wake up she goes immediately to
- Not now 4 Black Eggs
- instead of planes we should just have really big catapults that fire you to your destination at high speeds. way less carbon emissions that way AND if you hit anything in transit you die instantly
- "pick your brain" is obviously a gross expression but I'm not sure what the alternative is. open to suggestions. maybe we get even grosser? "hey I'd love to slurp up some of your thought-juice if you have time this week"
- When I was driving cross-country my taillight burned out late at night on a long stretch of New Mexico highway. The guy in the process of closing the nearest auto shop fixed my light and refused payment. I tried to give him the six pack in my trunk but he said “his wife don’t let him drink no more”
- Reposted by Roy GrahamIf you’re reading for awards right now, I would be honored if you would consider Iran+100, the Comma Press anthology I co-edited with Fereshteh Ahmadi and Leila Elder. It’s full of stories from Iranian writers imagining the future of Iran. The Guardian called it “imaginative, audacious, exciting.”
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- keep complaining about how I actually can’t drink as much orange juice as I want. I’m too busy drinking orange juice
- Being an adult is mostly bad (taxes, loss) but there are perks (drink as much orange juice as you want)
- my friend and I have started describing reading too much news as "looking into the orb" or "getting orbed" and you can too
- Family member said I “know a lot about quests” today
- Slow Horses absolutely fucks
- Reposted by Roy Grahamthis is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
- And the last of our Lorwyn sides, a real arrow to the heart by @akemidawnbowman.bsky.social !
- Two elves strike up an unlikely correspondence and discover that love can be petrifying. #MTGLorwyn mtg.social/LorwynSide3
- Reposted by Roy Grahammasked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
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- Aaaand a banger side story from now in-house magic writer @arsenaultrivera.bsky.social
- An ash, rowan, and elder attempt to revive the ancient yew … without awakening an even more ancient power. Another tale from #MTGLorwyn awaits! mtg.social/LorwynSide2
- it's the best time of the year (Halo run at AGDQ)
- An awesome story today from @tobiogundiran.com !
- Ygril leads a group of enterprising boggarts into the lair of Boeb the Terrible, where untold riches and dangers await. Enjoy a Side Story from #MTGLorwyn! mtg.social/LorwynSide1
- “Save money by making your espresso drinks at home” and deny myself the pleasure of going to a lil coffee shop? Chit chatting with the barista? Possibly seeing a dog out for a walk???
- Trying to think of any long-running show, centered around an unexplainable mystery, that people found satisfying when it ultimately concluded. Seems like best case scenario is you make the first five seasons of Lost and then someone makes television illegal
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- Reposted by Roy Graham"This story doesn't need a sandworm" This is almost always wrong. Arguably, EVERY story benefits from adding a huge subterranean worm with quasi-mystical or semi-supernatural powers, or equivalent (similar to Moby Dick). Obviously the bigger the worm, the more literary quality it adds.
- Y’all heard of a little game called Resident Evil 4
- iOS if you’re listening here are a few emojis I would like added: Rolled up newspaper Man falling from a great height Smiley face projecting psionic waves
- Reposted by Roy GrahamThe grand finale of the #MTGLorwyn story releases today! Lorwyn clashes with Shadowmoor as lives hang in the balance. mtg.social/LorwynStory7
- Reposted by Roy Grahamwe can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
- Reposted by Roy GrahamThe boundary between Lorwyn and Shadowmoor shifts, and a familiar face returns. #MTGLorwyn mtg.social/LorwynStory6
- Today is the anniversary of “the Halo: Combat Evolved,” a horrible cocktail of gin, vermouth, GameFuel and lemon juice I made to feel something mid-Covid lockdown
- The hangover I experienced after a few of these is the closest I’ve ever been to astral projecting
- An important part of it was mixing the orange and the blue gamefuels. That’s how we got this horrid green color
- These are the only two remaining photos of that night
