Ailbhe
(AL-va) Novelty oversized girlfriend. Proud parent to Spicy Fruit Toast, a small tortoiseshell cat. I like to build and paint tiny spacemen 🏳️⚧️ she/her
- Reposted by AilbheGet this: the Israeli president’s visit will be so divisive, according to NSW Police, that the appropriate response is to ban all public assemblies while he’s here, rather than, say, him not coming.
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- Reposted by AilbheYou’ve got to love how actress Kelly Marie Tran, one of the most harassed people ever to be on the internet, still leapt up to defend trans people in a recent interview. No one would blame her for keeping her head down and shutting up forever but she will NOT and I admire her for it ⭐
- Still thinking about the guy in the KFC drive thru who told me “have a zinger day and I’ll KF see you later”
- I don’t know if that’s a script they have to follow or if he just said that
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- Hi I’m my housemate’s boyfriend who’s “nice if you get to know him”
- “…we assume sentience IS speech” god damn George Lucas was accidentally prescient here
- Grok can't apologize. Grok can, when prompted, generate a word sequence that is statistically similar to the colloquial phrases we think of as "apologies," but Grok cannot actually apologize because Grok isn't sentient. But we all have a lot of trouble with this because we assume sentience IS speech
- Someone got really mad at me because I said Gavin Newsom looks like he’d be an evil mayor in a TV show for children (I stand by this)
- It’s a beautiful day so Toast is enjoying some outside time
- Reposted by AilbheBoost if you are waxing Fav if you are waning Both it you are gibbous
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- Thinking of getting ALCOHOL IS A DEPRESSANT tattooed on the back of my hand, Guy Pearce in Memento style
- John Howard is Australia‘s Ronald Reagan (ie the architect of everything that’s wrong with present-day Australia)
- When I saw the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen there were two middle aged women sitting near me who kept yelling things like “go Sean, get ‘em!” and “that’s what happens when you’re bad” during all the fights. One of them fell asleep before the end of the movie
- Reposted by AilbheI’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
- Reposted by AilbheHistorical wargaming is the weaponization of KPop
- My grandmother died when I was six and most of my memories are of her hitting me with a walking stick, so probably not
- You want me to stream my music on Qobuz? The guy who almost got everyone killed by stormtroopers in Mos Eisley?
- I had to get a respirator for work and the colours are so ugly, and I don’t think I’m going to become a cybergoth or kink person about it but I’m like…yeah I can see why you would want to make this look nice. Make it your own a little
- Gonna save this to look back on to see if I do in fact become a cybergoth or kink person about it; like when I “just wanted to see what I’d look like as a girl” 16 months before I realised I was trans
- “If someone could guarantee that I’d look like that I’d transition in a fucking heartbeat” - a thing I said while insisting I wasn’t trans
- “I’ve been thinking about the logistics and they all scare me. But I like how femme me looks. I want to look like that. I want to be a pretty tall lady” HOW DID YOU TAKE SO LONG TO FIGURE THIS OUT YOU DUMB BITCH
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- why are there so many Waldorf schools but no Statler schools
- Reposted by Ailbhei think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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- six months ago I was like “I'm glad trench crusade exists for the people who like it, but I don't think it's For Me” and now I'm looking at those Prussian duders and thinking “what if it was though?”
- Thanks!
- Adding a NYC mayoral race exception to my ‘don’t ever want to know about US politics’ rule