Malda Marlys 🍉
sentient curio cabinet. writes sffh, spams dog nonsense. slush reader for giganotosaurus. the bird's name is rambo. hwa, codexian, ey/em
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- victorian ghost stories are like turkish delight—one can imagine circumstances where they might be worth selling your family to a witch but a little goes a long way and most of them are gummy and dull. but mr james has won me over with his loathing of golf
- he has a definite flair for elision, "and then they talked about golf, which sucks, so we shall move on" being only one example, which is fascinating considering how much absolute blather he leaves in. sometimes I swear we only invented editing like 30 years ago
- small but significant victory: after nearly 2 years my classroom has working electricity throughout again!
- open. the gate. stop. having it. be closed
- every school year comes the moment where "ugh how am I gonna fill all that time" tips abruptly into "how am I gonna finish all this shit"
- several kids in my 7th period were talking responsibly about college/life/future plans but at some point they shifted from "I'm gonna be an electrician" to "what if I became a wizard"
- it's a throwaway line but we should talk about the time quincey morris announced he was qualified to fight dracula because he had previously encountered vampire bats.
- my current audiobook is a trippy time travel thriller thing from the early 90s. the recording is clearly ported directly from the book on tape. more than once now I've thought I'd discovered a clue to the unraveling of memory only to realize it's just an artifact of changing cds 30 years ago
- I love "american" accents performed by people from literally anywhere else. favorite variants: unspeakably nasally and affectless over-enunciate every R extremely but nonspecifically southern a little bit brooklyn for some reason
- my sweet tooth has intensified a lot and I enjoy a lot that I used to disdain, but marshmallow just sucks. yes I've had real, homemade, old fashioned marshmallows. they suck also
- these kids are on some galaxy brain shit
