birdjay is so tired
she/her. mom of two little shits.
i love to read. 4 / 50 📚 for 2026.
let's go buffalo! #billsmafia
- “Did you know penguins can shrink?” “I think we should make a garbage monster truck.” “Can [our cat] pull a sleigh?” respectfully, munchkin,
- We have already argued with him tonight bc he wanted to take his LEGO table apart to build a cat sled.
- there are teeth marks on my glasses from my CAT
- if i was a billionaire, after taking care of my friends and family, i would donate just absolutely huge chunks of cash to charities and scientists. i'd just be throwing money at problems. you would also never see me ever again ever.
- oh, it's snowing again.
- He audibly shit his pants on camera last week, but yeah, sure, he's the "strongest president ever."
- my head hurts. i'm tired. i feel like i'm getting sick. the world is on fire. whine whine whine whine whine
- any faintly magical-looking horse-like creature is now a unicorn in our house. zebra with rainbow stripes? unicorn. horse with wings? unicorn. llama wearing a sweater? unicorn. it does not need to have a horn to be a unicorn, according to our princess.
- Forgot to mention the best bit -- princess pronounces unicorn as such, "You-Corn."
- i hope not a single publisher picks up gai*man's new novel.
- nope. fuck him. he doesn't exist anymore.
