Eleanor Morton
Scottish comic/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. My book out now! Show for '26: The Mermaid linktr.ee/eleanormorton
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- Shakespeare's Mum youtube.com/shorts/L4Ndw...
- Its funny that female billionaires & male billionaires are seen as equally evil when female billionaire = late stage capitalism, too much carbon emission, male billionaire = notorious paedo Look I'm not saying Taylor Swift ISN'T an evil billionaire, I'm just saying she might be the least evil
- Everyone has reminded me JKR exists, so THANKS I GUESS
- Award winning published author/performer with TV and writing credits will work for money. DM for deets/CV
- A reminder - I'm at Monkey Barrel with The Mermaid on the 14th at 6pm -be my valentine (Platonic, non physical) ? booking.monkeybarrelcomedy.com/monkey-barre...
