a great damp loaf of a body
Make sure you check in on your Rivian-owning neighbor
Or don't idc
Oh shit we are cooked
Uh oh tech stonks, better luck doing something tangibly useful for a living!
⭐The 2026 Ruffles Celeb Game rosters! ⭐
📅 Friday, 2/13 at 7:00pm/et on ESPN
"I Just Sighed. I Just Sighed, Just So You Know" by Los Campesinos!
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
If I was an NBA GM I would simply not consider trading for zero-time champion James Harden. Maybe I'm just built different.
Whomst amongst us, though
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
Ketchup is the best condiment for hot dogs
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
Remember all those mass drone sightings in the US and Europe whatever happened with that
Big naturals
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
