Skep
Small web creator ( #smallweb ) and tea drinker here for a chuckle. Delightfully askew.
Purveyor of Skep's Place - https://skep.place
- "You're too wishy-washy to be Garamond" is a sentence I said to my cat.
- Some days, you just need your cat accidentally hitting your PC's power button to tell you you've played enough Oblivion today 🤷♂️
- Unironically said "howdy" to a coworker. Shit. I don't want to be a howdy guy.
- @tkers.dev For some reason I find myself spending an absurd amount of time this week making a Gemini-friendly copy of my site.
- Hey, remember that potluck I've been shouting about for the past month? It's here! Come check out the dishes created by some very fine people, visit their sites, and have fun! skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
- Ah yes, the "women posing next to cement mixing apparatus" stock imagery theme
- Popular consensus is, if you're going to pose in front of construction equipment, make it a backhoe.
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- But what if I already have the current shortcut written into muscle memory? www.theverge.com/news/767551/...
- Skep's guide to staying sane using social media: -Curate your follows -Don't read the comments -Don't log in -Seriously, why am I here, why am I doing this to myself, why do I willingly submerge myself in the whirlpool of millions of voices desperately crying out for attention -Don't check trending
- In my newest installment of Tiger Tracks, I kinda accuse Calvin's parents of being substance abusers. skep.place/tiger-tracks... #smallweb
- You can tell it's a really beautiful morning outside because I hit four active work zones just driving to the grocery store.
- My muscle memory's not what it used to be
- If your Youtube video is titled something like "An Exhaustive Look At _____" but the runtime is only 30 minutes... bro. You can exhaust a little harder.
- I'm regularly chewing up 5-hour videos over here. I need 45 minutes just to get *invested*, friend.
- Introducing NEW Kraft Vexing Mac™! Same great Easy Mac flavor, now with a lid that won't tear off, a cup that always boils over, and cheese powder guaranteed to explode all over your kitchen appliances when you open it!
- If you were interested in joining the virtual potluck over at Skep's Place, this is a reminder that you only have about two weeks yet to submit your dishes! Plenty of time yet, taking all comers! skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
- @existentialcomics.com Joke's on both Pascal and Augustine. God's only qualification for getting into heaven is whether you slam the brakes for squirrels who run across the road.
- We find ourselves in the current political climate because without a common enemy to rally against, Americans naturally turn against themselves. What we need is a new entity to channel our hatred towards. I nominate the shelf-scanning robot that putters slowly through the grocery store aisles.
- Pumpkin spice already. It's the first week of August. They're doing to autumn the same shit they did to Christmas. Pretty soon we'll be celebrating all of our seasons three months ahead of when they actually take place.
