Be My Valentine Betsy 💕
I watch 20/20, I know the statistics.
Things I probably will be posting about: hotdogs, baseball, cats, quilting, birds, my husband’s hatred of the B52s.
- If I were a figure skater I’d 100% skate to Dragula. Imagine me nailing a triple axle as Rob croons “While they slowing turn, conquering the worm”? You’d lose your mind and I’d win the gold.
- Team Canada skating to Jock Jams is giving me deep second hand embarrassment
- Queen, why are you crying? Don’t despair. Curling is on and the Europeans are yelling at each other while they swish their little brooms.
- The Nike Team USA skirts with the eagle are quite sick, I fear
- I’m in the Woodwright’s Shop, learning about joists you’ve never heard of
- I’m still mad Surya Bonaly wasn’t allowed to backflip on ice at Nagano and now I’m doubly mad that I’m learning it is now a legal jump. Surya was robbed.
- You will never regret buying a creation from Jeremy. You can put them on your desk and have a really warm fuzzy heart feeling when you look at it 💕
- My newest creation is Olivia the Semi-Vengeful Guardian of the Earth and Sea and Moon. I designed and hand-sewed her, & I hand-embroidered all her flowers & markings. Olivia enjoys gnawing on enemies of the Earth and Sea and Moon and slapping them with her tentacles. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
- If I hear this song one more time I’m going to drag path myself across the concrete
- Wait until my dad hears there’s going to someone doing their short form ice skating routine to the Minions singing 2001 Space Odyssey. You’ll hear him hooting and hollering all the way from eastern KS.
- Playing Paint it Black on Guitar Hero would heal me
