The titanic never sank. Rose just wanted attention.
suns are friggin cooked lol
anyone up?
Didn't go to church today. Got all dolled up, got in my car, and then.. you guessed it... diarrhea
Our message to London 👇🏻
I miss when Gage would sing me sweet nothings
who's ready for tax day?
Aladdin when here comes the train 🍊
breakfast of champions
name a better duo than management and spending time in the breakroom
if saying anything of substance is king, I'd be the jester
im so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me
fuck jerry seinfeld and his zionist ass. larrry d carried the show anyway.
maybe your baby is crying bc it would like a cigar too
my husband said he was at Jan 6, but he was just cheating on me
losing a ferret is wild
THE PHOENIX SUNS ALL-TIME LEADING SCORER: DEVIN BOOKER.
Can everyone on Bluesky agree we cannot call posts here “skeets”
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.socialI almost died at age 26 in a Steve Lacey moshpit looking for my son
when you see the Brutalist twice but clown on me for seeing Nosferatu twice
when your reply guy abandons you too
a quick one before the eternal worm devours Phoenix
when she had a girlfriend girlfriend 🙆♀️
why did I fuck up my beard like that 😭
I haven't been nervous like this in forever omg
just when I think I've seen it all, I see a little more
the joke goes over my head but I am still laughing at it
My Temu chasity belt just came in the mail
would you rather watch a tree grow or a knee grow?
bb it's not you, it's the zoloft
The next time 91% of people bet on a team I am going to put my life's savings on the other team
work so slow it got me small talking with nick
I can only handle so much bizniz talk
it's a ghost town here
Check in on your white boys this month , jimmy carter was a big deal to them
Russ blew a minute-and-half off the clock (and burned the last timeout) with check downs, scrambles, and a sack, then threw a perfect pass to Pickens that was a dropped and a perfect pass to Freiermuth he couldn’t reel in. Steelers are so unserious on offense
when you comment too much 😭😭
