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Time monitor. Space measurer. ‘Zine maker. Athens, GA
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- Did you cry a little because you touched the possible tombstone of Æthelwulf, King of Wessex inside a 900-year-old church today? Because I SURE DID.
- I guess it’s cool that they also have dipshits who listen to music on their phones without headphones on public transit in the UK, too.
- One more before I go on airplane mode: the music Virgin Atlantic plays in the plane while you’re boarding is the worst fucking music I have ever heard.
- When you’re six hours early for your flight at least it gives you time to stand in line for security. Unless there’s no line.
- Anyway what if you over-planned for a snowstorm that was (thankfully) less disastrous than it could have been and then you showed up at the airport seven hours before your flight?
- In the hotel room watching an episode of “Living Single” where they go to a comedy club and a *significant* portion of the episode is just a comedian doing his “tight five.” Also there’s an owl sleeping in a tree outside our window. We’re about to go to the airport.
- O'Hara's delivery of "WHERE'S THAT?" in "Waiting for Guffman is referenced in our house on an almost daily basis. One of the greatest line deliveries of all time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gCl...
- I need like four hours a week of the character @pftompkins.bsky.social does when he’s on @nevernotfunny.com
