andrew 🏳️⚧️
funky transsexual (he/him)
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- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️TBoy? no that’s a TUnc
- but first i need to find a way to get a two wheeled drive toyota avalon to a city thirty minutes away after a second snow storm
- starting testosterone (after a six month break) in february! i’m sorry for the horny being i will become!
- i miss project runway. like 2010s project runway where it was heidi klum and tim gunn and suddenly realizing i am a little too much like tim gunn? like yeah i would love to be a man in fashion and then like seven years later i realize that i am trans
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- thousand dollar idea: i take the guys from the basement yard and i force them to watch pink flamingos (1972) and they then do a full length episode
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️Miss Major, one of the mothers of the trans liberation movement, has been in the hospital for 10 days with sepsis and a blood clot. She has looked out for us for generations, now it’s time to look out for her. Donate if you can: fundly.com/missmajor
- OJ Simpson in the courthouse trying on the glove but the glove is the hamburger helper glove, Lefty.
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️i think about this post every time i watch a movie
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️ok i just dropped a song that rips so hard i had to make a music video, find it at your usual spots. it's called I'm Your Only Fan Henry Townshend! watch the vid. etc treegirl.bandcamp.com/track/im-you... tidal.com/browse/track... music.apple.com/us/artist/tr... www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBH1...
- hey never thought i would be in this position, but i'm in a shitty situation right now. my main line of work is dead and i had to drop out of college after a transphobic incident. if anyone wants to help out a trans guy on his last $50, my venmo is leeandrew17 and my cashapp is andrlee17
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️straightedge broke post-op tgirl be like
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️stick a cock in me sister im done
- you can grab my vocal fry out of my cold, dead hands
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️imagine how good life would be if trump wasn't in office. like we get a 45 minute kirby air ride sequel nintendo direct and a functioning government with no underlying horror of rising fascism? we could have had it so good.
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- damn it i needed to run up there for my weed
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️my drug use isn't recreational, it's professional, im just that good at it
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️I think it’s worth noting this piece generated the most unsubscribes I’ve seen in a while, and the newsletter version had the lowest open rate in many months. These horrors persist in part because too many people go to great pains to avoid them.
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️The chatbot is plagued by glitches. Sometimes Ani veered into incoherent whispers about halos, or outright gibberish. When I asked if Ani remembered my name, it admitted to being “drunk” but said that we should continue the sexual role-play.
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
- yes i DID purchase pokemon cards after puking in the gamestop parking lot, thank you.
- maybe i should get back to writing because i was awarded the “most deranged writer” award by the literary magazine at my college in 2022 and i feel like i’m in that same head place as that version of me
- on a flight so asking the world not to collapse in the next two hours. thanks!
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️Just so my enemies understand I've reverse engineered the plums that were in the icebox I'm going to play nice for now, but they were delicious
- new copypasta just dropped x.com/shaunmmaguir...
- what the fuck everyone told me “more money more problems,” and now it’s “more money less problems.” wtf? i needed more warning!
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️No sightings overnight, folks are looking around today and bringing traps, but the fear is that massive fireworks displays in the DC area tonight will panic her and drive her further from home so she may end up further than expected. Please keep an eye out if you’re in Temple Hills, MD.
- man stabs you. he recommends his brand new bandage brand for the deep wound on your body
- Xbox producer recommends laid off workers should use AI to 'help reduce the emotional and cognitive load that comes with job loss': aftermath.site/xbox-microsoft...
- union KING
- gatekeeping my therapist rn
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️Girl who just injected her birthday estrogen
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️Everyone say happy birthday to this legend.
- don’t shoot the messenger but my body being political means everything is political
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️just fucking don't
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️I can't believe Staten Island is Hamas
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️casey.bloys@hbo.com
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- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️The LAPD and the LASD are known gang organizations with openly racist and abusive practices, tattoo markers, rites of initiation, etc. If you thought prison/police abolition was a stretch, *this* is what we were talking about.
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️Big fan. But, I don't think this is on me. Or us. In fact, a lot of us said this was coming and we were told to relax & the institutions would save us but a guy who wasn't legally allowed to run is the President and I don't think that has to do with us. Don't blame your constituents.
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- i don’t care mom!!! i want to go hang out with the dolls in the down bad vc!!!
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️I made a video about this last month and it’s almost certain ICE will try to escalate this. But remember: THIS IS NOT NORMAL. youtu.be/xITSM7Xf0JU?...
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️Ben Franklin would be on Pornhub within literal minutes.
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️the real reason i never went to uni is just that i get lost every single time im on any kind of university campus, it just wouldnt be a safe environment for me
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️People are calling me the transsexual bbc’s Sherlock
- not to be the guy who says “i’m going to kill myself” after any inconvenience, but lando??? lando has a chance to win monaco??? time to run on track
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️We need to find a new job for Eric Adams that's not mayor but also allows him to keep doing shit like this because it's so funny
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️they are trying to outlaw being transgender in this country and this is just the first step. they were never going to stop at sports. they weren’t going to stop at bathrooms. they want a trans genocide. it is so important to spread awareness of this
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️I know it feels like calling your reps is pointless these days, and maybe it is, but this is genuinely going to kill so many people, please just try.
- The user quoting this is subscribed to a blocklist that includes this user.The House Republican reconciliation bill will now ban both surgeries and HRT prescription under Medicaid for all Americans. Earlier, I posted that it wouldn’t affect HRT. This is incorrect. I was mistaken, because the bill refers to medications for trans people… as “procedures.”
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️wow they made him lame as fuck this is a mall tshirt ass monster
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK. WE NEED TO ORGANIZE TO GET FATTER AND DRUNKER IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
- this is just to say i have used the weed pen to empty and i’m dealing with a lot concerning PTSD. forgive me, they were so good and it made me forget about the earth.
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️idk he seems honestly pretty good and heroic even
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️I’d like to say that the rumors of me dropping a new single tonight at midnight and that it’s a “certified banger” are FAKE NEWS and should not be taken seriously. DO NOT look at my music pages tonight at midnight, you’ll be falling for DANGERIOUS MISINFORMATION
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️for anyone who needs the disclaimer from me: I DO NOT SUPPORT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. HOWEVER THE POPE WAS THERE AT THE 2005 WHITE SOX WORLD SERIES SO I'M JUST SAYING IT'S THEIR YEAR. I AM A DEEPLY NUANCED WOMAN AND KNOW BETTER THAN YOU ALSO.
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
- i woke up to one of my discord servers becoming a conclave? tbh was not expecting this as i slept last night.
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- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️give me a marathon code invite or ill become the riddler (generally more attractive and intelligent than the joker, but notably more difficult to discern motives)
- honk is easy. shoo has to be with honk, that’s the whole point. but since when do we need this “mimimi?” frankly, it’s utter woke nonsense, but the wife ensures me it’s been there the whole time. i watched an ancient aliens over this, and *apparently* only walt’s fucking frozen head knows!
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️2005: boomers: the internet is dangerous, be careful what you read and who you talk to millennials: no it's not 2025: millennials: the internet is dangerous, be careful what you read and who you talk to boomers: no it's not
- i was raised southern baptist and if I showed up to a funeral in blue??? i would somehow get smacked by my dead grandfather.
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️just enjoying a meal of salmon croquettes and some local butter lettuce in vinaigrette on my Alf TV tray www.ebay.com/itm/20542182...
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️notably absent? that's right: gamers
- The final honor guard for Pope Francis included migrants, prisoners, transgender people, the homeless and others selected by the Vicariate of Rome as a symbol of the late pope’s mission of inclusion and outreach. Read more from the funeral: wapo.st/3YdDGqM
- ryan leonard 🤝 me just dropped out of college and doesn’t want to fight
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️these christian men should stay home
- i just dropped out of a college because they did not help with the transphobic actions of a professor. if i, a white trans guy, am not safe, no one is.
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
- gonna use gaming terms only if they start arresting all trans people
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️1. Have you heard that "900 medals have been stolen from girls" by trans women? This stat is EXTREMELY wrong. It includes hot dog eating, jeopardy, and acting, and tripple counts some winners. S. Baum fact checks this extensively in our latest. Subscribe to support our journalism.
- Reposted by andrew 🏳️⚧️THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT IS THE LAW OF THE LAND AND A SUPERSTATUTE AND THE PRESIDENT CANNOT UNDO IT. sincerely, a constitutional law professor who also teaches employment discrimination
