Cousin “Champagne” Ronnie
I ain’t doing all that
- Feeling weepy in a way that only big steak/big fry/big gin can cure
- Guess who had his big boy two year old checkup today
- Pinned a picture of a stack of money to a 2026 vision board Pinterest prompted me to make last week and today I got an email that I am eligible for the 23 and me class action lawsuit... manifesting wealth in ways my haters could never even conceive of.
- Some neighbors invited @devingaffney.com and I to a party, we were looking forward to going. When we got up to their door we realized the party was *actually* the day before and we had f-ed the dates up. Mortifying, and also a good indicator of how the year is going for us so far (not well lol)
- I’ve been loving the bag charm trend that’s been going around the last few years so I repurposed my childhood charm bracelet into one
- I am not allowed to pee alone
