eleanor of aquateen
tonight we're gonna party like its 1789
- Winning all 535 electoral votes on a single issue platform of making it legal to let your dog shit on someone's lawn and not pick it up if they only shoveled their driveway and not their sidewalk
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- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenthe way you absolutely cannot fuck with minneapolis
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenBest TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenIn Beijing, every province has an office building and a restaurant that serves the province’s cuisine, and I think that’s something that Washington DC should embrace.
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- shit sucks, here's a beautiful dumbass dog though
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenguy doing the opening for Return to Innocence:
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateeni was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement
- world's going to hell but for the time being at least I can still bake the fuck out of a ziti
- i have exciting news for everyone who says they'd go back and take out hitler if they had a time machine
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenErnie Bushmiller, 1947
- "we are going to put this entire administration in jail and undo every single thing they did" would deliver filibuster-proof supermajorities
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenI feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
- world war 3 is underway. this is the only way we should be talking about this
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateen"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie. This is a fact. No one will ever be able to refute it." - Lenin
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenLiterally fuck every government intelligence analyst who isn't picking up espionage act charges under Trump for leaking this crazy shit in advance
- when the time comes, the immediate goal and rallying cry is Total Denazification. there must be no making amends, no reconciliation, no letting bygones be bygones. their operational capacity must be brought as near to 0 as possible by the most effective and expedient means available
- this by the way applies not only to the monsters themselves but those who heard them speak and saw them wield power and decided to give them the benefit of the doubt. it goes for those who said we were being alarmist and it wouldn't be as bad as we feared. none of them can be trusted.
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenChavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenin light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenAlso if anyone is interested in the history of the United States' attempts to topple leaders in South America and install more friendly dictators then you can - and I'm not joking here - download the files from the CIA website.
- you will be in the box behind Trump Hegseth Rubio et al at Nuremberg II
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenAttacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenI just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenone last time, for the road
- Reposted by eleanor of aquateenMy globalism instantaneously leaves my entire body when Europeans start talking shit about America
- hello fbi? you know that 'violent nihilistic extremism' you've been looking for?
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- once this has run its course we're going to need to repurpose the data centers into mass reeducation facilities. we already have tens, maybe a hundred of millions of grown adults who need to be retaught how to think. look at this fucking shit dude:
- the Mascaash∂euts Institute of Tecµnogy is notoriously rigorous in its selection processes
- job searching and the world are just like this now I guess
