Oxnard Mantalvo
I don't work in showbiz, but I do see a lot of scripts.
Mostly medical puns.
- These are 3 of the 4 rules I learned when I was 5 before I fired my first BB gun. It's as fundamental as checking your blood zone before using a knife or wiping away from your crotch after you poop.
- My coworkers have made the tactical blunder of reminding me we have a Dymo labeler
- Kash Patel has the permanent expression of someone who just heard the jury foreman declare him guilty of a crime he was sure he'd gotten away with.
- I couldn't remember why I blocked him after he started getting some positive press, but I felt pretty confident I'd be reminded with time. It's not that he's irredeemable, but the way he goes about it creates unnecessary danger. That he can't see why is enough to steer clear of him until he learns.
- Ok, who's accountable when something inevitably goes wrong and what do those accountability mechanisms look like relative to the severity of the harm? A question these dipshits either lie about or don't have an answer for because accountability is for "lesser people".
- "I got really blocked up after eating too much hominy, and while I was in the hospital, that's when I learned I was pregnant with you!" Cornileus regretted asking his mother about his namesake.
