Mikey Says Hey!
writer, composer, ersatz humanities scholar, amateur bodybuilder, very very gay
- Playing some Geoguessr on stream this week, solo as I am sickly. Come say hi! www.twitch.tv/megaphonicfm
- Finally playing Silksong, after not having regular access to my gaming PC for the better part of a year (long story). So far I’m really enjoying it! Each of the bosses has taken 2-6 tries, which is the right pain point for me. I understand there is a difficulty spike later on that’s less fun.
- THESE FUCKING FLOWERS THESE FUCKING FLOWERS THESE FUCKING FLOWERS
- Ok I went away and did something else, then came back and got it in two tries. Sometimes you just need to have a tantrum and a reset.
- The fucking Widow second phase can get fucked
- “Mind your business when it comes to what other people choose to eat” is a lesson everyone should learn, including “good” people on “our” side (prompted by me being irked at people dunking on the existence of protein pop tarts. Mind your business!)
- As a child I was an extremely picky eater who despised pretty much all protein sources. My mom would have wept tears of relief to add a protein pop tart in my lunchbox!
- (this is a painting, if you weren't aware!)
- Colony of Unrequited Dreams by Wayne Johnston. Sexy weird political story about how the Dominion of Canada ate but did not properly digest its smaller neighbour, the Dominion of Newfoundland.
- It took the TTC about 58 minutes to take me a distance it would take me about 25 minutes to drive, and that is the whole problem right there, isn’t it? Even with Toronto’s terrible traffic, it’s still faster and more pleasant and more convenient than choosing transit most of the time.
- Often forget how white hot Blondie’s “Atomic” is. It just goes and it doesn’t stop.
- Money-Coutts? Fucking MONEY-Coutts? No. I’m sorry. Hamfisted. Lazy writing. Come up with a different, better name.
- The triple whammy of “epic” “FTW” and “good sir” in just over three lines of prose has stun-locked me like a video game boss. I am on the floor and my eyes are spirals.
- I know it’s a parody but it’s still just too much to bear without poise-breaking me.
- I honestly hate Chuck Schumer most of all. What’s worse than a monster is someone who enables monsters / refuses to fight monsters.
