fieldy
Tech witch
- The ass is the mitochondria of the body
- I wish the aliens had been able to save us
- It's crazy I used to think adhd was fake and then they gave me a pill that turned me into an engineer
- I have no ass, and I must fart
- Makeup is so much fun. I love to erase all the shadows from my face and then draw them back on just right
- How many times are you legally allowed to marry the same person
- I don't know what other people have in mind when they say "resist" but I mean if I see you giving queer people a hard time for existing I will beat the fuck out of you with a bat
- My horrible brain an hour before my MRI appointment: "Am I ABSOLUTELY SURE I haven't swallowed any screws today?"
- Saw a Carrie Underwood concert 2 years ago and was NOT prepared for what that performance was going to be. It was like being in a mega church. She sang 3 songs about killing exes and then spent the rest of the show singing ballads directly to the troops, Jesus and Mother Mary. We were low-key scared
- Denying millions of people healthcare IS a violent crime, and we have the right to defend ourselves.
