Urban Richard Simmons
Big, black and mean faced.
God of Mischief.
I really like dinosaurs.
Burdened with glorious purpose.
SUPERBOY
NASM CPT&NavyVet (sorta gay, sorta dumb.. but not really)
- Me? I’m considering an open relationship.
- Reposted by Urban Richard SimmonsSome people meditate. Some people journal. Me? I’m considering a threesome.
- Update: whole lotta “uh-ohs” (facetiously) in ‘26
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- All I want for Christmas is for y’all to come back to X
- Happy Turkey Day! - - - - - - - - - - - - - COME BACK TO X OR ELSE
- X is back working guys, come back!
- Bring y’all asses BACK to X
- @mrambitious.bsky.social has come back to X! What’s stopping you?
- I’ll be back in a few days.. Y’all know what I want.
- This app is an eyesore #ComeBackToX 🥺
- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JUST COME BACK!!
- BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
- So y’all ho’s and ran through, got it.
- You a ho and you ran through if you don’t come back to X tonight.
- COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO—
- Can y’all come back to X
- Heyyy
- Super Strength Indestructible Skin Sexual Confusion
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- Reposted by Urban Richard SimmonsOK, Here I go…
- Aiiiiiiiin’t no bitch in my body
- 🍄💫🪐 have a safe night and a happy new year, love to everybody!
- I need new goddamn everything, my pants keep shrinking or something I wore high waters to work yesterday and had to turn em into Capri Pants quickly!
- 2024 was some SHIT.. But iconic in my world, nonetheless.
- Almost said “fuck that job” this morning.
- The time after Christmas so boring cause it’s Cap season outside. I didn’t EVEN notice.
