Loot that drops from defeating me:
1) pack of pocket tissues
2) a battered, half-empty box of random off-the-shelf medication
3) a cheap pen
4) dr pepper
5) a lengthy death monologue with a bunch of inscrutable references to quantum physics
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) A concerning amount of elf porn
2) A few sizes-too-small Amon Amarth band Tshirt
3) A gallon of sweet tea
4) A bottle of expired Tylenol
5) A phone charger with a short USB-C cord
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