Sabrina Carpenter's The Thing
A lazy rascal, spending his substance, and more, in riotous living.
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The Thingohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingThe wrong perverts run this country
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingLast week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingBorder Patrol fleeing from Minnesota ahead of the main ICE body (2026, colorized)
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingGotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingThe “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
- There are no adultbjörn because of the Children of the Björn
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The Thingamazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
- When I said America needed to start holding presidents legally accountable I guess I should have specified our own presidents
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- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingYou FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingWatching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingThe weasels in Roger Rabbit float up to heaven when they die because even the evil toons are unafflicted with human original sin
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- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The Thingwhat are they hiding
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- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingDave? Dave Brooks? The intern-marrier?
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- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The Thingsharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingEvery legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The Thingit is actually kind of bananas how unitary executive theorists have taken a straightforward clause requiring the president to "faithfully execute the laws" and transformed it into a grant for the exercise of limitless unenumerated power.
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingSeriously tho. Memo to the unitary executive crowd: who writes the laws that the president is supposed to take care for the execution of???
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- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingMelians: please do not do a Peloponnesian War to us! Athenian general implausibly named "Da Baby Stabber": imma do it tho --- Every political theorist for the next 3000 years: this is genius.
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingLike 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The Thing"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingGood morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
- I laughed at loud. These people are so pathetic; our enemies are numbskulls. They will kill us all and still not know hs physics. COWEN: The stupidest question possible: Why don’t we just make more GPUs? ALTMAN: Because we need to make more electrons. conversationswithtyler.com/episodes/sam...
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The Thingpretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
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- It's a shame John le Carré isn't with us anymore. The prestige drama adapted from the award winning book that he would have written inspired by this that no one actually read would be so good
- Dev Patel's performance as the Kash Patel cutout would be a cinematic tour de force
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- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The Thingyou hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
- What's the charge? Throwing a sandwich? A succulent subway sandwich?
- What better way to honor Dick Cheney's memory than start a pointless and illegal war?
- Five-byline alert: “.. The Trump admin has developed a range of options for military action in Venezuela, including direct attacks on military units that protect .. Maduro and moves to seize control of the country’s oil fields, according to multiple U.S. officials www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingYou heard me
- "I was there when the strength of men failed"
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingThis made more sense in my head
- In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The Thing"Wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?"
- Reposted by Sabrina Carpenter's The ThingSo um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
