Jon Sudano
silly internet man
he/him
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- This lil boy has an insta now 💕 @jordan.the.greyhound
- Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. It was a different kind of salute that hasn't been seen or used in over 2000 years and almost no record of it exists outside of extremely obscure sources that haven't been altered or updated to fit the narrative in the last 24 hours.
- I need one of those jobs where I wake up at 9am and drink a 40 dollar smoothie from Erewhon and get to work by noon and answer 2 emails and go home and get paid $130k a year
- Yeah these things def take pics of my cock and penis
- Jordan wants to know why you haven't taken him to the park yet. Well?
- Me at the dispensary: hey i just need something chill and normal Them: here, this is called Princess Diana's Mercedes-Benz 1997
- Steampunk is like "what if all technology was just hot water and clocks but we get real horny with it"
- Happy new year from the boyz
- Hey sup
- Andrew Tate was crying in court nature is healing
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- He got lil chicken legz
- Jordan Cuddleman LLC
- Signed the lease on my new house in west philly 🙌 we're moving up boys
- Me? Stressed? Heck no, all I do is stare at a device that beams nightmares into my eyes all day. How could I be stressed?
- When you squabble up because you're just a chill guy like that
- "I miss how Black Friday used to be! It'd be dark and freezing and we'd be huddled together in line outside waiting for the doors to open!" You're describing being a coal miner in 1836. It actually wasn't fun. The only reason you enjoyed it is because you weren't working.
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- I think i look like that chill ass dog meme but rly I'm like this most of the time
- Reposted by Jon Sudanome: professor x: yes, i can read minds me: professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
