Evan
🍊30s
🍒she/they
🍇theme park adult
🍑letterboxd user
🍉m. night shyamalan apologist
🍋kathryn hahn wife
🍏a queer little creature, and gay to be certain too!
- i’m going to a club 90s heated rivalry dance party tomorrow and i can’t decide what to wear. option a is the adorable “hollanov 4 ever” y2k-style shirt i recently purchased. option b is my Katya shirt, which i know will kill with this crowd and i crave that kind of attention 🤔
- the girls on tiktok have gotten me on the hayden pike hate train. i re-read “my dinner with hayden” and you know what i think ilya should’ve been even meaner to him
- hayden pike is gonna be found dead in a ditch when the true straight man allies on the centaurs come on the scene. wyatt hayes is the dude of all time as book readers know
- season 2 of heated rivalry in spring 2027… i’m gonna be able to play every episode of season one on the back of my eyelids by then
- i disturbed their naps by walking into the room
- posy from bridgerton doesn’t need any suitors because she’s going to marry me. sweetheart i would sit and listen to you talk about your dream where you have feet for hands for as long as you want
- three mirmirs
