Pickle
Very slightly tubby tabby.
- Who are you calling Big Nose?
- Exsqueeze me, I’m saying this very quietly so my mummy doesn’t hear & feel guilty, but she forgot to feed me this morning, so if by any chance you have a small kipper or some vegan cheese in your pocket could you slip it to me without her seeing? #HelpAStarvingPickleOut
- It’s bedtime, everybodys!
- I’m wedged between these two cushions and I don’t think I can get out. Please call a hambulance. Ask them to bring snacks
- Sometimes my towel sends me a bit unhinged
- Of course I didn’t eat your plant! How could you accuse me of such a crime?? 😿 Whaddya mean you set up a camera in here??? Aaaagh! It’s AI!!! #FreePickle
- I’m a tubby tabby with one tortoiseshell leg and a ginger nose. I must be some kind of Frankencat 😿
- I’m supervising the floor being mopped!
- If you need me I’ll be sitting in front of the cushion that most enhances my beautiful green eyes.
- Still life with a lamp by Vermeercat
- Hump day tomorrow. Another week of snoozing, snacking and snuggling to get through somehow.
- My mummy is reading me my bedtime story
- It’s still 3 minutes till lunch so I’m having a chair appetiser
- I’m pretending I’m camping except I’ve brought the rug and the underfloor heating with me. And the coffee table. And my house.
- I’ve made myself sad thinking about all the cats who still haven’t found their mummies & daddies, so I’ve decided to stay in bed. If you want to donate something this Christmas maybe look up your local kitty rescue
- I’ve taken up a new hobby! It’s called snoring!
- People are always asking to hear my beautiful singing voice so here’s a Christmas Carol! #SoundUp
- Find someone who looks at you the way I look at my mummy
