- He may be an idiot but he sure has perfect ‘scooting’ form. 😂
Jan 31, 2026 12:28
- What a maroon !
- Oh dear god!!! Really wtf!!
- The way I thought this was real rather than the onion. I hate this timeline.
- Are people sure he's a reformed Heroin addict?? Looks as if he's still on that shit. #Shitforbrainsmotherfucker

- If this worked for RFK Jr, then why is there still a dead worm in his brain?
- The Onion used to do parody. Now it's just straight news on the GOP.
- RFK Jr is bat shit crazy !
- This is one of the funniest things I have seen lately!!!
- Just drain his anal glands
- Please tell me this isn't real? I don't want to move out of Canada but its embarrassing living next door to y'all.