Paul Lucas
i have good hair, bad takes and many books.
kind of annoying
Brian Lehrer appreciation account
agent at Regal Hoffmann
- These dipshits keep forgetting that (i) the 2nd amendment was made to stand up to a tyrannical government, not to scare people around town with semi automatic weapons and (ii) that the 1st amendment protecting speech & assembly come, well, first.
- Fixed
- Baggy jeans, flannel shirts, RL prep... Is there anything from the 90s that isn't making a comeback?
- The tux I bought for a friend's wedding in 2008 *still* fits.
- Media is dying but at least David Zaslav won't go hungry.
- Please don't use those spikes to keep pigeons away unless you want me to think that you are a monster.
- I am very sorry to report that the famous author offering to support your book is definitely a scam (and utilizing ai to drop a nugget about your book). Please do not engage with it.
- Calling in RFK's brainworm!!! @rfkjrbrainworm.com www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/u...
- private art collections not regularly on loan to museums are gross. Thank god Leonard Lauder's corpse has such a high net worth.
- Come after you finish your half marathon!
- Hey friends, just a reminder to my local crew that we’re hosting the one and only @katemckean.bsky.social at American Grammar on Saturday! It’s a free AMA! Come get those publishing questions answered from one of the best. www.neighborhoodliterary.com/neighborhood...
- Trump claiming to be immune from prosecution because his friendship with Epstein was an official presidential act.
- In my sternly written email phase of life. I thought that was supposed to be post retirement?
- prayers for everyone affected by Melissa. Angry words for congresspersons who can't extend SNAP and WIC benefits.
- Wishing safety for everyone in Hurricane Melissa's path right now.
- My Roman History: “America ,” he said, “will lose the war. And Italy will win it.” “America is the strongest and most prosperous nation on earth,” Nately informed him with lofty fervor and dignity. “And the American fighting man is second to none”.
- “Exactly” agreed the old man pleasantly, with a hint of taunting amusement. Italy, on the other hand, is one of the least prosperous nations on earth. And the Italian fighting man is probably second to all. And that’s exactly why my country is doing so well in this war while yours is doing so poorly
- Nately guffawed with surprise, then blushed apologetically for his impoliteness “I’m sorry I laughed at you,” he said sincerely, and he continued in a tone of respectful condescension “But Italy was occupied by the Germans and is now being occupied by us. You don’t call that doing very well, do you?
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View full threadHow much longer do you really think your own country will last? Forever? Keep in mind that the earth itself is destined to be destroyed by the sun in twenty-five million years or so. Nately squirmed uncomfortably. “Well, forever is a long time, I guess.”
- semi regular reminder that the 1st amendment comes before the 2nd.
- @taeliensalaris.bsky.social on Zelda's reddit board doing a kick ass ama: www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comm...
- eeeeeeep @julieleong.bsky.social introduced by Kai Ryssdal! Check out her story! www.marketplace.org/story/2025/0...
- did legacy outlook just finally die its slow slow death?
- belated #rip for Columbia House Record Club
- Update: working?
- Strange feeling when Tom Friedman comes around.
- A modest proposal...
- Apparently the only problem in the US was everything that happened prior to Trump coming to office a second time.
- having a very office space moment with my printer.
- I was actually saying boo-urns.
- kids these days
- Serious question: does Netanyahu think he's playing Civ II?
- New skeet, who 'dis?
- Religion continues its unabated record of being world's number one grift. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/07/u...
- Reclaiming my flag. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Fuck djt