Pedro
Don't vote for me, I don't want that kind of responsibility.
- I think I might be secretly ugly and nobody is telling me
- Desperately in need of a fat dick hitting the back of my throat pls and thx
- Minmaxing my gaming time by always jerking off at the office
- Let's see how long I can make it this year without sex
- Dead internet theory is real
- I have a bunch of cooked food in the freezer and yet nobody can stop me from ordering french tacos right now. I love being an adult.
- Too cold to get naked and take nudes
- Alone at the office again 🤷
- My dumb ass posting those pics talking about my hair and tits and I didn't even realise it's tummy tuesday
- Hair is cut, tiddies are out
- Resisting the urge to buy a bunch of sex toys
- Everyone posting their PS wrapped most played games and their Top 5 is all like 80h each game, meanwhile Pax Dei released on the 16th of October and I have over 300h on it already 😭
- Kinda dad vibes today
- My beard fell off?
- I'm not fat enough
- Can't stop saying "Pew! Pew! Pew!" like Kyuujin in Superhero
- Days at the office feel like this
- 💢
- New cool phone, same old bathroom
- Wtf do you mean you posted that an hour ago and you're already reblogging it?? I get wanting external validation but damn
- Bokki is doing well. Loves himself a good pillow, and today we finally get to take him on his first walk outside!
- 🎶 Under pressure, body sweatin', can you focus? I deliver, I can promise, I'm the coldest 🎶
- Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
- Holy shit this S2 of Drag Race Brasil might actually dethrone GAS as the worst season ever, completely lost interest after Adora was kicked off and it's just gotten worse and worse.
- It's my birthday soon
- Birthday coming up and all I want is a fuck buddy that lives a maximum of 20 seconds away from my place
