brian david gilbert
hello
- HAHAHAHAHAA YEAH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
- #Sponsored I'm the host of the very first official Pokémon game show! They approved me! Against all odds! It's gonna be so much fun! Come through! pkmn.news/gameshow #PokemonGameShow
- Julia will never say this so I’ll say it for her: when I worked for Polygon, she was responsible for not just the biggest Polygon article, but the NUMBER 1 MOST CLICKED ARTICLE ON ALL OF VOX MEDIA. She was single-handedly paying all of our salaries. Hire Julia.
- Just woke up to this news, need to be a little more awake to fully process it, but the people I worked with at Polygon are some of the most kind, insightful, and passionate people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. Support them wherever they end up. Also, fuck whoever made this decision.
- praying that clair obscur is successful for all the wrong reasons: i need a new type of weeb but for france
- “brian that’s just a francophile” no, that’s a different thing, i need cringe compilations but for americans saying “putain” instead of “baka”
- (also for real the game is good and i want it to succeed for good reasons too)
- Scotland managed to get “Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead” to number 1 following Thatcher’s death. I’m just saying we should agree on a song now so that we’re prepared
- haha whoops, i used humor as a defense mechanism in order to make a song about how i use humor as a defense mechanism youtu.be/Sj4BuUWcZ6Y?...
- Mamma Mia! (2008) Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) Execs, you should be devoting 80-90% of your time right now on Mamma Mia! How Can I Resist You? pitch meetings in order to hit that highly marketable 2028 release. As it happens, I’ve got a four-quadrant, necromancy-focused pitch ready whenev
- i like video games
- constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop
- some more bangers from the same shop
- haven’t posted a video in months so here’s a frog playing a trumpet
- rewatching sleeping beauty– these fairies go 16 years without using magic to hide aurora, fumble the bag on the last day, and go “we’re gonna make the WHOLE CITY go to sleep so they don’t realize we fucked up soooooo bad” and i gotta respect that
- please someone play Realis with me, i have a cute binder for it and everything
- (Realis by @austinwalker.bsky.social, binder by @oddrabbits.bsky.social, binder generously donated to me by @karenhan.bsky.social)
- waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
- trying desperately to make small talk in a lyft home from lax at 3am
- as someone who got laid off from a netflix show six days before christmas, i can attest to how many notes could be boiled down to “this is too interesting and fun”
- i checked with karen to see if i should post this and she said no but i’m feeling spicy right now so anything goes
- i want to learn everything there is to know about beetles, but every beetle book i find is geared toward children. is it too late for me to be welcomed into the sacred halls of beetle scholarship?
- finally sorting the cards @karenhan.bsky.social got at magiccon, and she was completely blindsided to hear that she bought a fortnite card
- - me: this card is cute! you can barely tell it’s from fortnite - karen: it’s WHAT?!
- bought a used grandmother this week
- had to drive all the way out to burbank to pick up a second-hand grandma
- this is the only joke i’ll be saying for the next month
- i am eating pizza
- I’m streaming for the next 6+ hours and raising money for the Entertainment Community Fund while I try to find the NPC I voiced in Starfield (Phil Hill). Come through! twitch.tv/briandavidgi...
- are you KIDDING ME this is game of the year
- oh no armored core was built specifically for me
- i think that somewhere, deep down, i was hoping i’d bounce off it, but it’s just gunpla simulator and i can make a shiny gold mech and i can move real fast and i’m gonna lose my life to this game
