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  Tim Onion bencollins.bsky.social · 2h
  We got one of these things for the office and every time the newest headline alarms me anew.
  
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  Tim Onion bencollins.bsky.social · 2h
  jesus
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    Alex Ip 葉清霖 alexip718.com · 3h
    INBOX: Robert McCartney, who worked for 39 years at The Washington Post, including as a Metro columnist and editor, before retiring in 2021, claims on X that he has heard the Post has laid off *all* its photojournalists.
    
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  Tim Onion bencollins.bsky.social · 3h
  lol this is the most ominous letter I've ever seen in my life.
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    dell cameron dell.bsky.social · 4h
    I don’t like this
    
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  Tim Onion bencollins.bsky.social · 7h
  Fuck Jeff Bezos. Subscribe to The Onion. membership.theonion.com
  

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  Tim Onion bencollins.bsky.social · 19h
  Naah, I want them on trial.
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    Chuck Schumer schumer.senate.gov · Feb 3
    Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE: End the roving patrols and racial profiling. Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police. Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
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  Tim Onion bencollins.bsky.social · 19h
  In no functioning country is this allowed.
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    West Seattle Bike Blog westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · Feb 3
    Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
    
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  Tim Onion bencollins.bsky.social · 23h
  
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  Tim Onion bencollins.bsky.social · 23h
  Just a little timeline magic.
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  Tim Onion bencollins.bsky.social · Feb 3
  lol there it is!
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    Jon Seidel jonseidel.bsky.social · Feb 3
    The feds respond.They say they're concerned about the release of evidence in the Broadview conspiracy case because "given the current climate, it will be very difficult to pick an unbiased jury." (Defendants say they've already agreed not to release info that would identify agents.)
    
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  Tim Onion bencollins.bsky.social · Feb 2
  They don't give a single fuck about their own supporters. It's particularly galling that they no longer care if they live or die.
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    Aaron Rupar atrupar.com · Feb 2
    Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
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  Tim Onion bencollins.bsky.social · Feb 2
  Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
  
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