Baby Boy Monaghan
Arts editor for MPR as Max Sparber. Award-winning cultural critic & Jewish Studies writer. 3X illegitimate. He/him.
- So weird how every time there is a Jew ya'll dislike, they suddenly become a vampire. I mean, don't get me wrong, a lot of these guys are awful. But why vampires, why every time? commons.clarku.edu/undergraduat...
- Yes, I am an atheist, but I recognize that we all have counterfactual beliefs. For example, I believe Billy Campbell should have been a movie star.
- Gall is a good word, but it's better when paired with unmitigated
- People who complain about the casting of Helen of Troy are still placing modern filters on it. She's not supposed to be beautiful as we understand it now. She's supposed to be alien, unearthly, and dangerous in her appearance. It's not really reproducible by human actors, who are not demigods.
- No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
- Cop: What's your name? Me: (desperate, looking around room) Alpine ... Thermonuclear. Cop: All right, Mr. Thermonuclear. What's your job? Me: (eyes darting around room) Whip ... dance ... king. Cop: (looks around the room, it's empty) Where the hell are you getting this?
